Let's sue!

OK, so I read about this cult in Utah that is obviously a scam. I mean, really, they sell spirit infused "nectar" that the feds swear is a form of wine, and make up some wild number of adherants based on how much "nectar" they have sold. Plus, they make "modern Mummies", mostly of people's pets, for a "donation" so the feds can't get any cash.

Now, clearly they are on to something because they have people sending them money unlike you cheap bastards. So am I going to have to sell goods and services? It's bad enough I have to file for non-profit status, which is going to cost me. Now I have to actually find something to sell you? Why can't you act like good cultists and just send me cash?

I have another plan though. See, these guys started donating statues of their holy bullshit to cities in Utah that have the Ten Commandments on monuments in parks. The idea is that any city that has one has to accept the other. Most cities get sued, say fuck it, and take down the Ten Commandments.

Now, to me, that's just dumb. Not for the cities. If they let them post their bullshit, before too long you couldn't ever walk through a park because they'd all be packed with monuments for anything people dream up. I think parks are usually a good thing, and I certainly don't want to have to stand by and wait while my dog takes a leak on 200 monuments.

So here's the game plan. I am going to announce I am going to donate monuments to our credo every place that has a the Ten Commandments. Then when there is massive outrage I'll agree to cancel the donation as long as the "costs" are offset. I figure 10 cities a year at $25k each should be enough.