FIRE!
There has been a revelation.
Our regular religious meetings have not had the excitement we had hoped for. I had assumed that Jaegerbombs and hot wings would be enough to keep things hopping. I mean, when I went to church we were lucky if we got a little cup of grape juice and a little cracker. But here I am offering you not only religious insight but also the chance for good food and getting drunk.
So there was this sudden insight. My wife and I were out on New Years and decided we wanted to liven up the night. We asked the waiter if they made any flaming drinks, and they set us up with a Flaming Dr. Pepper. Now, that was fun, but other than being on fire it was nothing special. We had another flaming shot, again no inspiration. Then the bartender created a new drink for us that was a liquid flaming mint chocolate cake. That got us to really enjoying the flaming drinks.
We were going out with friends and had told them the flaming drink story, and they wanted to try it to. So we decided we needed to find a drink that everyone would enjoy that also happened to be on fire. After an extensive search we were struck by a recipe neither of us had seen before: Flaming Jaegerbombs.
Basically, all you need to do is make a Jaegerbomb and then float some Bacardi 151 on top so you can light it on fire.
So, from now on, instead of just a Jaegerbomb, you will be serving Flaming Jaegerbombs at all services. I feel that most things are better if you can somehow add fire to them.
Be sure to sue this revelation to lure more recruits because I am really starting to wonder if this cult leader gig is really all it’s cracked up to be.
Our regular religious meetings have not had the excitement we had hoped for. I had assumed that Jaegerbombs and hot wings would be enough to keep things hopping. I mean, when I went to church we were lucky if we got a little cup of grape juice and a little cracker. But here I am offering you not only religious insight but also the chance for good food and getting drunk.
So there was this sudden insight. My wife and I were out on New Years and decided we wanted to liven up the night. We asked the waiter if they made any flaming drinks, and they set us up with a Flaming Dr. Pepper. Now, that was fun, but other than being on fire it was nothing special. We had another flaming shot, again no inspiration. Then the bartender created a new drink for us that was a liquid flaming mint chocolate cake. That got us to really enjoying the flaming drinks.
We were going out with friends and had told them the flaming drink story, and they wanted to try it to. So we decided we needed to find a drink that everyone would enjoy that also happened to be on fire. After an extensive search we were struck by a recipe neither of us had seen before: Flaming Jaegerbombs.
Basically, all you need to do is make a Jaegerbomb and then float some Bacardi 151 on top so you can light it on fire.
So, from now on, instead of just a Jaegerbomb, you will be serving Flaming Jaegerbombs at all services. I feel that most things are better if you can somehow add fire to them.
Be sure to sue this revelation to lure more recruits because I am really starting to wonder if this cult leader gig is really all it’s cracked up to be.
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